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[krystal]

I just remembered how much I love reading Dear Buster because of gems like this:

I WOULD HONESTLY NOT HAVE A CLUE

Dear Buster:

I'm 35, and my husband keeps asking me for a blow job. I never learned how exactly to give one, so I've always refused, but now I want to surprise him on his birthday. Could you tell me how to give him a spectacular one he'll never forget? -- WILLING WIFE

Dear Prick Tease:

How the hell would I know? Do I seem like the type of guy who'd put a dick in my mouth? (Wait, don't answer that!) Find a porno somewhere and watch what the chick does. If memory serves me correct (this was many years ago), the movie "Shane's World" has an instructional section in it that teaches girls how to give good blow jobs. If you are too shy to watch it, then follow these simple instructions:

1. Put it in your mouth.
2. Slide it back and forth in your mouth (no sucking or blowing is necessary).
3. Repeat until you hear him say "Oh God!".
4. Swallow and say "Thank you sir, may I have another."


You're welcome boys. Girls, don't forget to read my signature.