Who will be President?

[ahole]

I don't know why Americans would be scared. It's not like the current administration has done any fear mongering.

Yeah, we wouldn't want anybody thinking that terrorists might ever attack us or anything.

I know, right, we should just hide while the GOP shreds the constitution for our protection, just like Ben Franklin told us to do. Wait, what did he say again?

"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" - Franklin

That can't be right. Ah, F-ck Franklin, he was probably a terrorist, or a commie. BUSH FOR LIFE!!!