03-02-2009, 08:56 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Rock Monster Wrote:Easy way to remember:
FB - "leader" of the show. Talks the most, and is the most level headed.
Zane - Hot headed, usually says the stupid things, and things that get the show into trouble.
Hot Wings - usually just agreees with others, and doesn't talk much. He's also the know-it-all dork.
Freebeer has goofy stories about his pets and wife farting
Hotwings has stories about his rich dad, golden rocket car, and falling asleep on the toilet
Zane has stories of smelly hot farts, tormenting his kids, and anonymous sex at truck stops
You both have it only partially right.
Freebeer doesn't talk the most, he introduces all of the stories to maintain all of the flow of the show.
Then Zane takes over and talks over everybody else. Usually with tough talk and talks about hot zester farts, and dysfunctional families at his kid's sporting events.
Hotwings talks about the aforementioned in the previous quotes, other things he pretends to know a lot about, and also how enormously large his crank is. Seriously, if you went to outer space, the last two things you'd see would be the great wall of China and his dong.