What would you like to say to your customers?

[Titan!]

This is going of the topic from the show. What would those of you who work or used to work in customer service like to say to the customers.

I used to work for sears merchandise pick up. It is where people go to pick up the big items.

I would like to say to people "You can not fit your brand new double door Maytag Fridge on top of your honda civic."

yes there are people who have tried this, along with 50+ inch TVs, Washers, Dryers, and just about anything bigger than the car.

When my ex lived in Chicago we would see evidence of this all the time in the Best Buy parking lot, without fail everytime we went there there would be 3 or 4 carts with giant TV boxes sitting empty, they couldn't fit their shiny new TVs in the car while it was still in the box. Whenever we knew someone was moving we told them to get boxes at best buy first.