03-08-2009, 12:46 PM
A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and
the man looks over at his wife and says:
"Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I
bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
With that, he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measured
the grill and then went over to where his wife was working
and measured his wife's bottom.
"Yes, I was right, your butt is 2" wider than the
barbecue!!!"
The woman chose to ignore her husband.
Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little
frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife, who
completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks.
She answers: " Do you really think I'm going to
fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?
the man looks over at his wife and says:
"Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I
bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
With that, he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measured
the grill and then went over to where his wife was working
and measured his wife's bottom.
"Yes, I was right, your butt is 2" wider than the
barbecue!!!"
The woman chose to ignore her husband.
Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little
frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife, who
completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks.
She answers: " Do you really think I'm going to
fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"