Summer blockbuster

[alex]

A few reasons it blew balls.

-The people got more screen time than the Transformers
needed to get a story going Two warring alien robot tribes don't need a story involving Shia Lebouf trying to get laid.
-The Decepticons don't even show up again until the end.
yah, sorta crappy
-Sam's Happy Time
don't know what the eff this is His parents talk to Shia about jerking it for no Effing reason
-Bumble bee's bat signal
what bothered you about this? Really gay
-There wasn't even a fight until half way through it.
sucked
-No Dinobot
how were they to scan a dinosaur to mimic it...a dinosaur would also be a little obvious Dinobot is so awesome he transcends such things
-Every fight involved an extreme close-up so the two interchangeable machines looked like a junkyard clustereff every brawl.
I liked how they showed the details of the machines...yes it seemed a little Greenday Gary-ish, a pan out once in a while woulda been nice.

Glad we have some understanding.