03-10-2009, 04:49 PM
your momma Wrote:do you know how hard it is to get a kitten to drink enough of that shit to get a good buzz on?!
you think its hard to get a kitten drunk try getting a hamster drunk. those Effers literally metabolize alcohol as if it were water.
(not that i ever really tried it, but i saw an episode of manswers that said in proportion the hamster's body handles alcohol better than any other animal.)
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I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]