03-11-2009, 02:39 PM
When I was in shop class in Jr. High the first day we had to go around the room and introduce ourselves and then say an animal whose first letter corresponded with the first letter of our name. Example - Chris the cat
Well it didn't help that I was one of the last to go and my name starts with J because J (at least in that class) was a very common letter for your name to start with. I tried thinking of everything I could but could only come up with junebug. This redneck kid just thought it was effing hilarious and from that moment on every time he saw me I was Jeremy the Junebug. I pretended to laugh because he was much bigger than me.
Well it didn't help that I was one of the last to go and my name starts with J because J (at least in that class) was a very common letter for your name to start with. I tried thinking of everything I could but could only come up with junebug. This redneck kid just thought it was effing hilarious and from that moment on every time he saw me I was Jeremy the Junebug. I pretended to laugh because he was much bigger than me.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.