Masturbation

[Philly Mike]

Sadly though, I'm part of the .00001% of the population that doesn't partake, unless it's part of the act with another person. So we'll need to find someone who's actually got the credentials. I really wish it appealed to me, I wouldn't be so pent up lol.

see I would like to offer to help you with that, considering you are not that far... but hey that may have to go to pm then