03-12-2009, 08:12 PM
When I worked for family video, during my first week, the guy who was training me told me that on Monday I would probably meet, Monday Porn Paul because, every Monday this guy who's name was Paul would come in and rent 3 porn videos.
And sure enough, Monday morning 10:30 here comes this very average looking guy, heads straight to the porn room, gets 3 dvds and brings them up.
And.....
I can't believe forgot this one.
A girl I was dating not too long ago got the name of 2nd Base Girl because I told a friend of mine that she let me get to 2nd base in a club with her the night we met. Andehenver we would talk about her he would I would alway say, yeah Sarah and I are going to the mall, and he would say you mean 2nd base girl ? I would laugh and say yes, her. I teased her about it and she thought it was cute. Forward about 2 months or so, and she and I are driving, I get a call from my friend, and traffic is a little tight so I hand Sarahthe phone and she and my friend have a conversation, he says, "Is this 2nd base girl ?" And she says "You know, I don't like that name" and without missing a beat my friend says, "Well let him get to 3rd base then"
Friends can be awesome because the next day her new nickname was home run girl
(Side note Allyson posted a nice cartoon and chart pointing out the definitions of 1st, 2nd, and 3rd base as well as some other places on the field in the Expert / Nerd thread)
And sure enough, Monday morning 10:30 here comes this very average looking guy, heads straight to the porn room, gets 3 dvds and brings them up.
And.....
I can't believe forgot this one.
A girl I was dating not too long ago got the name of 2nd Base Girl because I told a friend of mine that she let me get to 2nd base in a club with her the night we met. Andehenver we would talk about her he would I would alway say, yeah Sarah and I are going to the mall, and he would say you mean 2nd base girl ? I would laugh and say yes, her. I teased her about it and she thought it was cute. Forward about 2 months or so, and she and I are driving, I get a call from my friend, and traffic is a little tight so I hand Sarahthe phone and she and my friend have a conversation, he says, "Is this 2nd base girl ?" And she says "You know, I don't like that name" and without missing a beat my friend says, "Well let him get to 3rd base then"
Friends can be awesome because the next day her new nickname was home run girl
(Side note Allyson posted a nice cartoon and chart pointing out the definitions of 1st, 2nd, and 3rd base as well as some other places on the field in the Expert / Nerd thread)
Wowie Groovie !