did you know that _____ ?

[Philly Mike]

OE% is the greatest baseball stat ever.

OE% ??? what does that even stand for?

oh and,

Did you know that a guy's ring finger is longer than his index finger (not too sure but i think the left hand is the primary indicator for this) and a woman's index finger is longer than her ring finger. This is how you can make sure that "lady" you pick up at the bar is and has always been a lady because they don't do any surgery to change that.