03-16-2009, 08:29 PM
Here's the "quiz"...
1. Ever smoked pot? $10
2. Ever got drunk at work or went to work while still drunk? $50
3. Ever gone streaking? $5
4. Said you loved someone but didn't mean it? $25
5. Gone streaking in broad daylight? $15
6. Kissed a coworker? $20
7. Kissed your boss? $50
8. Been arrested? $5
9. Spent time in jail? $15
10. Gone #1 in a pool? 50cents ( or .5 dollars if you don't work at verizon)
11. Gone #2 in a pool? $3
12. Played spin the bottle? $5
13. Done something you regret? $20
14. Had sex with your best friend? $20 (spouse doesn't count)
15. Been in love with a stripper? $20
16. Gone skinny dipping? $5
17. Been slapped? $5
18. Slapped someone? $5
19. Beat someone up? $20
20. Been jumped? $10
21. Bonus: Had sex with an intern? $150
22. Had sex in a church? $25
23. Dated someone you've met on myspace, etc. $25
24. Cheated on a test? $50
25. Vandalized something? $20
26. Slept with someone in your parents bed? $100
27. Cross-dressed? $10 (Halloween doesn't count)
28. Cheated on your significant other? $10
29. Been in love with 2+ people at the same time? $50
30. Given money to a stripper? $25
31. Flirted with an officer to get out of a ticket? $30
32. Currently want to have sex with a facebook/friend who isn't you S.O. $20
33. Kissed someone whose name you didn't know? $10
34. Hit on someone of the same sex while at work? $15
35. Driven drunk? $20
36. Used toys during a sex act? $30
37. Got drunk, passed out, and don't remember the night before? $20
38. Had sex in a pool or hot tub? $20
39. Had sex by yourself? $10
40. Cheated on your S.O. with their relative or close friend? $20
41. Woke up in the morning not knowing the person laying next to you? $40
42. Ever stolen something? $10
43. Slept with someone who has been in jail? $25
44. Made home porno? $15
45. Masturbated successfully in a car? $20
46. Plan on making a porno in the near future? $30
47. Had a threesome? $50
48. Had sex in a public place? (porta-johns count!) $20
49. Been in the same room when someone else was having sex? $25
50. If you've stolen something worth more than one hundred dollars... $20
51. If you've had sex with someone 10+ years older than you... $20
52. If you've kissed a teacher while a student... $25
53. Lied to a S.O.? $5
54. Lied to S.O. about how good their sex is? $25
I was quite the funster with $130 until I nearly doubled it with the sex in a parent's bed. I've also given lots of money to strippers but lucky for me it was never my money!
1. Ever smoked pot? $10
2. Ever got drunk at work or went to work while still drunk? $50
3. Ever gone streaking? $5
4. Said you loved someone but didn't mean it? $25
5. Gone streaking in broad daylight? $15
6. Kissed a coworker? $20
7. Kissed your boss? $50
8. Been arrested? $5
9. Spent time in jail? $15
10. Gone #1 in a pool? 50cents ( or .5 dollars if you don't work at verizon)
11. Gone #2 in a pool? $3
12. Played spin the bottle? $5
13. Done something you regret? $20
14. Had sex with your best friend? $20 (spouse doesn't count)
15. Been in love with a stripper? $20
16. Gone skinny dipping? $5
17. Been slapped? $5
18. Slapped someone? $5
19. Beat someone up? $20
20. Been jumped? $10
21. Bonus: Had sex with an intern? $150
22. Had sex in a church? $25
23. Dated someone you've met on myspace, etc. $25
24. Cheated on a test? $50
25. Vandalized something? $20
26. Slept with someone in your parents bed? $100
27. Cross-dressed? $10 (Halloween doesn't count)
28. Cheated on your significant other? $10
29. Been in love with 2+ people at the same time? $50
30. Given money to a stripper? $25
31. Flirted with an officer to get out of a ticket? $30
32. Currently want to have sex with a facebook/friend who isn't you S.O. $20
33. Kissed someone whose name you didn't know? $10
34. Hit on someone of the same sex while at work? $15
35. Driven drunk? $20
36. Used toys during a sex act? $30
37. Got drunk, passed out, and don't remember the night before? $20
38. Had sex in a pool or hot tub? $20
39. Had sex by yourself? $10
40. Cheated on your S.O. with their relative or close friend? $20
41. Woke up in the morning not knowing the person laying next to you? $40
42. Ever stolen something? $10
43. Slept with someone who has been in jail? $25
44. Made home porno? $15
45. Masturbated successfully in a car? $20
46. Plan on making a porno in the near future? $30
47. Had a threesome? $50
48. Had sex in a public place? (porta-johns count!) $20
49. Been in the same room when someone else was having sex? $25
50. If you've stolen something worth more than one hundred dollars... $20
51. If you've had sex with someone 10+ years older than you... $20
52. If you've kissed a teacher while a student... $25
53. Lied to a S.O.? $5
54. Lied to S.O. about how good their sex is? $25
I was quite the funster with $130 until I nearly doubled it with the sex in a parent's bed. I've also given lots of money to strippers but lucky for me it was never my money!
Humans are not rational beings, they are rationalizing
Practice safe sex, do it in a Volvo ___________ "Shut up", he explained.