Right now I'm....

[Philly Mike]

You should go back in time and stop yourself from creating an account here.

Better yet,
Go back to when your parents conceived you, and show them how you will turn out in life....

that should solve all of our problems.

hey now come on, give the guy a break. He hasn't been all that much an ass as he used to be.

besides, you think he would actually be able to successfully build this machine. I am surprised he can hook up his Xbox.