What are you going to do once the undead rise?

[-Jiggy-]

As long as the balls don't touch, it's not gay.

Tell ya what, I'll find us a chick we can both bang at once and you'll see it's not so bad.

Nope. Not gonna happen. Unless the chick is Leelee Sobieski, and then you'd better not look me in the eyes, talk, make any noise at all, and for god sake the dudes don't touch anywhere

I hope right before you climax he reaches around and smacks your ass cheek.