03-20-2009, 12:53 PM
Krystal Wrote:I'm playing receptionist so all I have to do is play on the computer. That means you guys need to amuse me.
I got my hopes up. I read this too fast, and thought you asked us to abuse you. I was all for that, but I can't be funny on command. (usually not even when not commanded to!)
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."