03-22-2009, 10:33 AM
Torque Wrote:A lady in her 50s at my work thought until VERY recently that the Harlem Globetrotters were horses. Not surprisingly, this same lady approached me that her rabbits were getting sick. She explained the symptoms and I asked how much food they were getting. She replied, 'about 2 carrots a day'. I said that that was way too much but that I had meant how much rabbit food. Her response- "Rabbit food? I thought they just ate carrots. That's all you ever see Bugs Bunny eat!"
Did she also inquire as to why her rabbit never cross-dressed either.
Or draw lines in the dirt daring you to cross it?
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.