03-23-2009, 09:11 PM
I shared a pretty nice apartment with 2-3 other girls (problem #1) for a few semesters in college. They all would only buy salads and health/diet foods and I was the meat, potatoes, & ice cream eater. My stuff disappeared a lot at first, along with my stapler, computer accessories, and other non-food stuffs. One bitch in particular was the main culprit and she never lifted a finger with dishes or cleaning either. She installed a lock on her bedroom because she was gone a lot and obviously her stuff was too important to go missing. Well she left her alarm on one 5 day period she was gone and I wasn't going to listen to it for that duration so I took a very large flat head and pried the door frame off to slip the bolt. Inside I found dirty clothes and underwear everywhere laying all over a bunch of my stuff. I removed everything of mine, smashed the alarm off, and put all the dirty moldy stinking dishes she had left in place of all of my things.
When she got back she freaked that I had been in her room even after I'd nicely explained her alarm had been going off and I got right in that snots face with a few choice threatening words and I'm sure the look in my eyes clearly showed I'd break her arm if she messed with me. We never spoke again and nothing ever went missing again. My other roommate would only ever bitch about her behind her back so she still had stuff go missing into the abyss.
When she got back she freaked that I had been in her room even after I'd nicely explained her alarm had been going off and I got right in that snots face with a few choice threatening words and I'm sure the look in my eyes clearly showed I'd break her arm if she messed with me. We never spoke again and nothing ever went missing again. My other roommate would only ever bitch about her behind her back so she still had stuff go missing into the abyss.
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