03-25-2009, 04:10 AM
Torque Wrote:About 10 years ago I went out walking down a long drive through the woods during what I thought was just a bad thunderstorm (turns out it included a tornado) and a tree fell on me. A big tree. When I opened my eyes I was staring at the huge trunk which was inches from my nose. I was pinned by some big branches but because it was so muddy I wriggled my way out eventually.
Wow!!! You were inches away from a horrible tragic death
I'm happy you still with us 
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