What are you going to do once the undead rise?

[-Jiggy-]

Uh, not good?

What is definitely true is the story of Clairvius Narcisse. He was a Haitian guy who was declared dead by two doctors and buried in 1962. They found him wandering around the village 18 years later. It turned out the local voodoo priests had been using naturally occurring chemicals to basically zombify people and putting them to work on the sugar plantations (no, really).

So, the next time you're pouring a little packet of sugar into your coffee, remember that it may have been handled by a zombie at some point.

I've actually seen documentaries on this voodoo zombie stuff. I guess whatever they do to you makes your heartbeat so faint no one can hear or feel it. They have dug up bodies in Haiti where there have been clawmarks in the coffins.

Thank God I don't live in a primitive society like that. At least I know if that ever happened here either the hospital machines would hear my heart or they would embalm me and then I wouldn't wake up in a coffin.