03-30-2009, 12:38 PM
Rock Monster Wrote:I was hoping you could entice Joe to sleep with you (we know about his thing with interns, I'm thinking it may be ex-inters also) and maybe get me some grd zone tickets to the Griffins when the cup is going to be there. You know... blackmale him not to tell the guys. Maybe wait a couple of days so that you're a little tighter, and I may even get to get my pic with the cup.
I mean this in the nicest possible way... because I've known Joe for a long time and consider him a good friend, but... I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe. (not because he's not a sexy man, but because I just couldn't do it).