04-13-2009, 07:33 AM
Let's hear them.
I'm going to write a brief letter to my 14 year old self, since I was pretty ok at 17.
Dear 14 year old Allyson,
That is all for now,
Your older and wiser self
I'm going to write a brief letter to my 14 year old self, since I was pretty ok at 17.
Dear 14 year old Allyson,
- You are 14. Act it. Close your legs and stop making out with every boy you meet.
Stop wearing make up because it looks stupid on a child.
And put on some god damn clothes you skank. Your pants are too tight and although it gives the boys ARBs, it will also give you yeast infections (and no one likes cameltoe).
You're not ghetto so lose the big hoop earrings and limit yourself to one silver necklace.
Don't pluck your eyebrows so tiny that you have to use eyeliner to make them look normal again.
Stop giving everyone such an attitude. No one likes a bitch and you have no right to treat people the way you do. Just because prepubescent boys think you're hot doesn't mean people like you, so try being a little nicer.
And make your freaking lay-ups, you look like an idiot when you miss.
That is all for now,
Your older and wiser self
That's what she said.