04-13-2009, 08:28 AM
Dear 17 year old Burnking,
I'm going to start off by saying that you need to stop being such a wuss. No one likes the shy guy that keeps to himself and ends up coming off as creepy. Life will be a lot easier and more fun if you would break out of your shell now instead of waiting until college. Secondly, stop hounding girls for the pity vote. You may think that it's a good thing that you're getting attention, but it's not. You're sad and annoying so cut it out. Despite all this, you are going to get a girlfriend very soon. She's going to be hot and awesome (I'm not lying, I swear) so you do everything you want with/to her for the rest of HS. However, once HS is over, don't pretend it's going to last, break up with her. Once you get to college it's going to cause heartache and a lot of missed opportunities.
Speaking of girls, what say you lift a weight every once in awhile and fix that prepubescent girl body of yours. Not only will you feel better about yourself in general, it will help immensily with basketball. Also, play a lot more pick-up basketball, it not enough to just play organized ball year round. You'll improve your game a lot and will definitely have an opportunity to play D1.
Lastly, when you get to college, don't hook up with a chick named Amanda. I don't care how attractive she is, she a horrific kisser and she's crazy in the head and you don't want to deal with that.
Sincerely,
The upgraded version of you.
I'm going to start off by saying that you need to stop being such a wuss. No one likes the shy guy that keeps to himself and ends up coming off as creepy. Life will be a lot easier and more fun if you would break out of your shell now instead of waiting until college. Secondly, stop hounding girls for the pity vote. You may think that it's a good thing that you're getting attention, but it's not. You're sad and annoying so cut it out. Despite all this, you are going to get a girlfriend very soon. She's going to be hot and awesome (I'm not lying, I swear) so you do everything you want with/to her for the rest of HS. However, once HS is over, don't pretend it's going to last, break up with her. Once you get to college it's going to cause heartache and a lot of missed opportunities.
Speaking of girls, what say you lift a weight every once in awhile and fix that prepubescent girl body of yours. Not only will you feel better about yourself in general, it will help immensily with basketball. Also, play a lot more pick-up basketball, it not enough to just play organized ball year round. You'll improve your game a lot and will definitely have an opportunity to play D1.
Lastly, when you get to college, don't hook up with a chick named Amanda. I don't care how attractive she is, she a horrific kisser and she's crazy in the head and you don't want to deal with that.
Sincerely,
The upgraded version of you.