04-13-2009, 11:51 AM
To 17 year old sports fan Rock Monster:
Stop cheering for the Lions. It is now 2009, and they just posted the worst season in NFL history. Go make a bet before the season begins, possibly after they go 4-0 in the preseason, that they will not win a game. Seems hard to believe, right? Well, you know how they just ran off the best back in the history of the League? It gets worse. Don't get happy when they hire this Fuck Face named Matt Millen. This is a bad move. Start Cheering for New England. You will not regret it for a long time.
Keep uninterested in baseball. The tigers will get close, but will still not win it. It's also still boring in the future.
You will be proud to be a Pistons fan in the future, except for Darko.
Go to more hockey games. (When you go to a game when you are 21, don't hit on the good looking girls that sit a few rows behind you and your friends. It will save you some embarsement. They are no where near as old as they look..... nope younger than that....... I'll give you a hint, they aren't old enough to drive)Do whatever you can to get money for this. Get season tickets to the new IHL team in GR. They will soon move over to the AHL. Bet on the Red wings. Don't believe the hype for this kid that comes out of Canada, Crosby. Your team has better players.
Don't get too excited about the AFL team in GR.
Stop cheering for the Lions. It is now 2009, and they just posted the worst season in NFL history. Go make a bet before the season begins, possibly after they go 4-0 in the preseason, that they will not win a game. Seems hard to believe, right? Well, you know how they just ran off the best back in the history of the League? It gets worse. Don't get happy when they hire this Fuck Face named Matt Millen. This is a bad move. Start Cheering for New England. You will not regret it for a long time.
Keep uninterested in baseball. The tigers will get close, but will still not win it. It's also still boring in the future.
You will be proud to be a Pistons fan in the future, except for Darko.
Go to more hockey games. (When you go to a game when you are 21, don't hit on the good looking girls that sit a few rows behind you and your friends. It will save you some embarsement. They are no where near as old as they look..... nope younger than that....... I'll give you a hint, they aren't old enough to drive)Do whatever you can to get money for this. Get season tickets to the new IHL team in GR. They will soon move over to the AHL. Bet on the Red wings. Don't believe the hype for this kid that comes out of Canada, Crosby. Your team has better players.
Don't get too excited about the AFL team in GR.
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."