Right now I'm....

[burnking]

Right now I'm:

Concerned, I dove into a box of cheeze itz and after 2-3 handfulls realized that they were covered in little ants

I did this same thing with a box of cereal once, after finishing about half a bowl, I saw ants floating in the milk

This reminds me of a time when I was in HS. A friend of mine was eating some cookies at lunch and when he looked down in the baggy to grab another, there was a grub crawling around. Needless to say, he practically sprinted to the bathroom.