04-14-2009, 01:40 PM
They used to have a "Grand River Raft Race" back in the day, according to my folks. People and businesses would build rafts, get completely sloshed, and float/sink down the river. WLAV hosted the event. They ended it because people kept drowning, according to them.
http://www.grandrapidsrocks.com/raftrace/prez.htm
http://www.grandrapidsrocks.com/raftrace/prez.htm
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.