04-15-2009, 12:34 PM
Dear 17 year old Jiggy,
Ever hear of a treadmill fat ass. Hey, hey whatever you do wait until your mid 20's to do something about it thereby wasting a lot of the best years of your life being a pudgy bastard. Other than that, however, follow your instincts on most everything else. Let me save you a lot of time and money though. The first time you go to college is alright. This is where you meet your future wife and even though you do not get a degree it is worth it. Maybe move to Joplin and just hang around the campus if you want to hook up with her.
Now here is the kicker, neglect all of your instincts on the second college venture. You want to be a police officer not an IT guy. Don't go to college for criminal justice though, not yet. You're not mature enough to handle secondary education at this point and this is where you will save a lot of money. Wait until you're about 24-25 then go for it.
Oh and another thing. You don't know what the word EMO means yet but dayyyyum, you're just a friggin ball of teenage angst aren't you. What the hell dude? You have a good life. You've never been physically or mentally abused so what the hell? If it's one thing people like, it's debbie downers bringing them down at every turn. Stop getting pissed at every one else for your own insecurities. You tell people you don't care what they think of you but you know that's a lie. Don't worry you will soon enough be able to practice what you preach...mostly!
Oh, one more thing. Get on the HS football team RIGHT NOW. You may not be into it right now but this is a move you will very soon regret not doing. Besides, you actually like the game a lot more than you think you do.
Ever hear of a treadmill fat ass. Hey, hey whatever you do wait until your mid 20's to do something about it thereby wasting a lot of the best years of your life being a pudgy bastard. Other than that, however, follow your instincts on most everything else. Let me save you a lot of time and money though. The first time you go to college is alright. This is where you meet your future wife and even though you do not get a degree it is worth it. Maybe move to Joplin and just hang around the campus if you want to hook up with her.
Now here is the kicker, neglect all of your instincts on the second college venture. You want to be a police officer not an IT guy. Don't go to college for criminal justice though, not yet. You're not mature enough to handle secondary education at this point and this is where you will save a lot of money. Wait until you're about 24-25 then go for it.
Oh and another thing. You don't know what the word EMO means yet but dayyyyum, you're just a friggin ball of teenage angst aren't you. What the hell dude? You have a good life. You've never been physically or mentally abused so what the hell? If it's one thing people like, it's debbie downers bringing them down at every turn. Stop getting pissed at every one else for your own insecurities. You tell people you don't care what they think of you but you know that's a lie. Don't worry you will soon enough be able to practice what you preach...mostly!
Oh, one more thing. Get on the HS football team RIGHT NOW. You may not be into it right now but this is a move you will very soon regret not doing. Besides, you actually like the game a lot more than you think you do.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.