04-16-2009, 08:49 AM
Queenie Wrote:...I will remain 29 until my oldest turns 29, then i'll always stay one year ahead of him (just like my mom did!)
You know you're old when you start lying about (or can't remember) your age.
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."