Shoot the breeze

[Philly Mike]

krys has a fun idea with that, i can play along too...

Definitely didn't want to start a new thread, but felt this worthy of posting:

A WOMAN'S POEM:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep, Hey... I'm not that bad once you get to know me
One who's handsome, smart and strong. the handsome part is a matter of opinion, the smart depends on who you ask, and strong... well i am average of strength
One who loves to listen long, I don't mind listening, just don't complain when I start to talk.
One who thinks before he speaks, I do... usually...
One who'll call, not wait for weeks. Why wait?
I pray he's rich and self-employed, I wish
And when I spend, won't be annoyed. As long as the money is there to spend
Pull out my chair and hold my hand. Things a guy should do.
Massage my feet and help me stand. foot massage no problems... help you stand??? only sometimes i guess...???
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean. True men cook, cleaning is good but I also expect the same as far as that goes.
I pray this man will love no other.Can't do that in my case... I also love my kids
And relish visits with my mother.Visits aren't so bad when she doesn't feel like complaining about everything.

A MAN'S POEM:
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
a nice butt & big tits who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
Meh I want some good conversation sometimes... keep the big tits but the big butt is always a plus. I don't golf but a tennis court can be fun... Shit my wife wants to go fishing and drinking together so I don't mind all that... and yeah rhyming don't matter as long as you get your point across