04-24-2009, 12:14 PM
potthole Wrote:So during my softball game last night my pants came off while I was running the bases.
I was rounding third and coming home, and about halfway between the bags I could feel my pants at my knees. I was wearing some of those warmup pants that snap up the legs, apparently some of the snaps had come undone as I was running. Because I knew it would be a close play at the plate, I just kept running, and as I was a couple steps away from the plate, the pants fell down the rest of the way to my feet.
Somehow I managed to not trip over myself, scored the run, and immediately reached down, ripped the rest of the snaps undone, and threw the pants over toward our bench. Everybody was laughing, and the wives/girlfriends there watching were all whistling and such. Boy am I glad I had shorts on underneath the pants!
Awesome story!! Pictures??
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Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!