Hiring a new asst. producer

[houseboat]

I submit the Asst. Producer has to have a rack equal to or nicer than yours.

I'm not entirely sure I'm supposed to say this, but if/when we get an asst. producer, I think it may be a guy.
So, you're out of luck. Unless he's rocking some nice moobs.

I'm hoping he's mildly attractive and willing to experiment.

Is there already someone in mind for the position?