Ask Howie

[Howie Feltersnatch]

hello mr snatch

why do people actually buy kids bop CDs?

• I have no effing clue why anyone in their right mind would purchase these cd's. My wife buys them for my boy and he absolutely loves them. I'm begining to beleive there are subliminal messages embedded into the recordings, possibly put their by aliens, or the government, or even an alien government trying out a new mind control technique.
  
  I gotta go figure out who my son keeps talking to....Glandig the Supreme Being....must be a new comic he's reading or something :wtf:

Dear Howie,

Do I cut the red or blue wire?

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?

Elliphino!