05-09-2009, 07:23 PM
Drinking my spouse's beer because
1. I've had a really damn long day
2. They kinda piss me off sometimes and this is a perfect retaliation
It's like I win twice. Yay for me.
1. I've had a really damn long day
2. They kinda piss me off sometimes and this is a perfect retaliation
It's like I win twice. Yay for me.
The next day my alarm goes off and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS
Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I JIZZED IN MY PANTS
Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I JIZZED IN MY PANTS