05-10-2009, 10:43 AM
Opus Wrote:SmartyPants Wrote:Drinking my spouse's beer becauseThey?? You have more than one spouse?
1. I've had a really damn long day
2. They kinda piss me off sometimes and this is a perfect retaliation
It's like I win twice. Yay for me.
No, no I don't. They is the term for he/she when you want to avoid saying it. If you know who I'm married to then you could tell what gender I am, and it would defeat the purpose of hiding it.
The next day my alarm goes off and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS
Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I JIZZED IN MY PANTS
Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I JIZZED IN MY PANTS