Right now I'm....

[Philly Mike]

Drinking my spouse's beer because
1. I've had a really damn long day
2. They kinda piss me off sometimes and this is a perfect retaliation
It's like I win twice. Yay for me.

They?? You have more than one spouse?

No, no I don't. They is the term for he/she when you want to avoid saying it. If you know who I'm married to then you could tell what gender I am, and it would defeat the purpose of hiding it.

... you don't want to reveal your gender yet you wish to speak of your personal life???
hmmm.... okay well when you start to actually make sense i will probably pay attention to your posts. No one cares weather you are a man or a woman, if you wish to hide it that is just nonsensical.