06-04-2009, 05:42 PM
So I was checking out the site and decided to see Zane's thoughts about his triatholon. I proceded to find this little gem of a paragraph:
There's a bunch of dudes that take off at the same time; one hundred and twenty five to be precise. There's an assload of feet and hands flailing everywhere. That's where trouble began: I took a massive kick to the face! Ouch. The kick slows me down fast. Then everybody starts beating the hell out of me as they pass. I'm getting clobbered. This all happens in the first thirty seconds. I decide I need to get away. I try to cut wide to get to safety. All the while I'm thinking, "what the hell is happening?"
:wtf:
There's a bunch of dudes that take off at the same time; one hundred and twenty five to be precise. There's an assload of feet and hands flailing everywhere. That's where trouble began: I took a massive kick to the face! Ouch. The kick slows me down fast. Then everybody starts beating the hell out of me as they pass. I'm getting clobbered. This all happens in the first thirty seconds. I decide I need to get away. I try to cut wide to get to safety. All the while I'm thinking, "what the hell is happening?"
:wtf:
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