06-07-2009, 09:27 AM
I'm watching this new show on Spike called "1000 Ways to Die" One case was of a sword swallower who wasn't bringing in the crowds like he used to so he decided to ramp it up by swallowing an umbrella. He actually got it all the way down, but when he tried to pull it back out from his throat, the damn umbrella opened up. 
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"