Right now I'm....

[Philly Mike]

I'm watching this new show on Spike called "1000 Ways to Die" One case was of a sword swallower who wasn't bringing in the crowds like he used to so he decided to ramp it up by swallowing an umbrella. He actually got it all the way down, but when he tried to pull it back out from his throat, the damn umbrella opened up.

lol not so new of a show, been around for a little over a year now. Done by the same guy who made ice road truckers. That episode was crazy, i can't remember if it was the same episode but there was one where a woman used a peeled carrot as a marital aide and she cut a tiny tiny spot in the lining of her insidey parts and a small bubble of air went through and killed her. I posted that in the did you know thread.

the cool thing about these shows on spike is they have the specific episodes online.