06-22-2009, 12:05 PM
No, global warming is real, cuz the media told me so.
In fact, right now, I'm getting sunburnt because of the hole in the ozone, being attacked by killer bees, dying thanks to CFC's, I have SARS, the Swine Flu, the Bird Flu and the Ebola Flesh Eating Bacteria. I still haven't gotten my computer to boot right since the whole Y2K meltdown. My car's paint is peeling from acid rain and now I have to worry about Polar bears migrating south and taking over all of our major U.S. cities????
Yep, I'm so worried that I bought a bunch of plastic wrap and duct tape to thwart any chemical/biological warfare and I have my family practicing our "duck and cover" drills cuz if you see the flash a small wooden school desk will protect you from the blast and fallout!
On second thought, pass me another cold beer and let someone else get their panties in a bunch over the next media epidemically pandemic pandamonia.
In fact, right now, I'm getting sunburnt because of the hole in the ozone, being attacked by killer bees, dying thanks to CFC's, I have SARS, the Swine Flu, the Bird Flu and the Ebola Flesh Eating Bacteria. I still haven't gotten my computer to boot right since the whole Y2K meltdown. My car's paint is peeling from acid rain and now I have to worry about Polar bears migrating south and taking over all of our major U.S. cities????
Yep, I'm so worried that I bought a bunch of plastic wrap and duct tape to thwart any chemical/biological warfare and I have my family practicing our "duck and cover" drills cuz if you see the flash a small wooden school desk will protect you from the blast and fallout!
On second thought, pass me another cold beer and let someone else get their panties in a bunch over the next media epidemically pandemic pandamonia.
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