06-26-2009, 07:48 AM
5) Building blanket tents that encompassed the entire living room.
4) Getting placed randomly as the pitcher for a softball team because the pitcher for the day was sucking, and the coach had nothing to lose, and doing really really well.
3) Setting things on fire at the neighbor's house.
2) The first time I drove a car on the expressway.
1) Having a water balloon fight in the middle of a campground, trashing the men and women's bathroom, and having to clean it up afterwards.
4) Getting placed randomly as the pitcher for a softball team because the pitcher for the day was sucking, and the coach had nothing to lose, and doing really really well.
3) Setting things on fire at the neighbor's house.
2) The first time I drove a car on the expressway.
1) Having a water balloon fight in the middle of a campground, trashing the men and women's bathroom, and having to clean it up afterwards.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.