06-26-2009, 03:40 PM
Here are my top five childhood memories in reverse order:
5. I loved riding our horses around the woods, especially bare back. I used saddles to, but I got too lazy to put them on the horses. It was love/ hate though because those damn horses have hurt me real bad.
4. I used to love to go out in the woods and build various different tree forts, ground forts for protection against dirt bombs in the many dirt bomb wars I had against my next younger brother and the evil neighbor kid. As I got older, my forts transformed in to hunting blinds. I was very handy with an axe and studied wilderness survival, and put my forts to use camping in them.
3. One day, my youngest brother Kevin said something to piss off my middle brother Troy and I and we started chasing after him hell bent for leather. Kevin ran at a dead sprint to the clothes lines where my mom was hanging up clothes, but we didn't know she was back there because the clothes lines were on the back side of our house. As we rounded the corner Troy yells "I'm gonna get you ...You little fucker" just in time to run flat into my mom. She immediately grabbed his ear and drug him into the bathroom where my dad happened to be taking a bath. After she explained the offence to dad, He looked at Troy and said "You know what this means" and handed him a bar of soap. I'd have probably just licked it or took a little taste, but Troy got this defiant look in his eye and took a HUGE bite. He had bubbles coming out everywhere for an hour and I laughed my ass off.
2. We had this douchy little kid that was a nephew of my aunt who brought out to her house so she could baby sit him and play with us three or four times a year. First he was a city kid and we HATED city kids. Second he was ugly. Third he was a arrogant tard and an easy mark. His Achilles heal however was that he hated worms and was deathly afraid of them. He was very wary of worms and kept a close eye out for them at all times. I would go out of my way to dig them up just to chase him around with them. He was very hard to catch, but finally after much effort and stealth, I was able to sneak up on him and drop a worm down the back of his shirt. I have never seen anyone freak out that bad. He shrieked, flailed his arms, did barrel rolls, anything to shake that worm out from his shirt. That was a hoot!!! I got in big trouble but it was worth every minute of it.
1. On one particularly hot summer day, I was riding my bicycle down our dirt road, with the evil neighbor kid (since at that time we had called a truce). We noticed that a blue Jeep had turned the corner and started down our road. As it approached I noticed a man with a big black bushy beard and no shirt driving, A cute petite brunette with a yellow shirt sitting in the middle. and a very hot blonde with a blaze orange tee shirt sitting on the passenger side. The Jeep pulled up along side of us and almost came to a stop. The blonde woman on the passenger side whiped up her tee shirt over her head and I was face to face with the biggest hottest tits on the face of the earth. I'm sure the look on my face was of dumb struck twelve year old geek with an instant chubby. They all started laughing then sped off. The neighbor kid and I just looked at each other, started peddling as fast as we could to try to catch that jeep, but alas, we couldn't peddle fast enough and soon they were gone. I thought about those boobs for the rest of the summer. We looked in vain for the owner of the jeep and the owner of those boobs for months and months but we never did find them.
5. I loved riding our horses around the woods, especially bare back. I used saddles to, but I got too lazy to put them on the horses. It was love/ hate though because those damn horses have hurt me real bad.
4. I used to love to go out in the woods and build various different tree forts, ground forts for protection against dirt bombs in the many dirt bomb wars I had against my next younger brother and the evil neighbor kid. As I got older, my forts transformed in to hunting blinds. I was very handy with an axe and studied wilderness survival, and put my forts to use camping in them.
3. One day, my youngest brother Kevin said something to piss off my middle brother Troy and I and we started chasing after him hell bent for leather. Kevin ran at a dead sprint to the clothes lines where my mom was hanging up clothes, but we didn't know she was back there because the clothes lines were on the back side of our house. As we rounded the corner Troy yells "I'm gonna get you ...You little fucker" just in time to run flat into my mom. She immediately grabbed his ear and drug him into the bathroom where my dad happened to be taking a bath. After she explained the offence to dad, He looked at Troy and said "You know what this means" and handed him a bar of soap. I'd have probably just licked it or took a little taste, but Troy got this defiant look in his eye and took a HUGE bite. He had bubbles coming out everywhere for an hour and I laughed my ass off.
2. We had this douchy little kid that was a nephew of my aunt who brought out to her house so she could baby sit him and play with us three or four times a year. First he was a city kid and we HATED city kids. Second he was ugly. Third he was a arrogant tard and an easy mark. His Achilles heal however was that he hated worms and was deathly afraid of them. He was very wary of worms and kept a close eye out for them at all times. I would go out of my way to dig them up just to chase him around with them. He was very hard to catch, but finally after much effort and stealth, I was able to sneak up on him and drop a worm down the back of his shirt. I have never seen anyone freak out that bad. He shrieked, flailed his arms, did barrel rolls, anything to shake that worm out from his shirt. That was a hoot!!! I got in big trouble but it was worth every minute of it.
1. On one particularly hot summer day, I was riding my bicycle down our dirt road, with the evil neighbor kid (since at that time we had called a truce). We noticed that a blue Jeep had turned the corner and started down our road. As it approached I noticed a man with a big black bushy beard and no shirt driving, A cute petite brunette with a yellow shirt sitting in the middle. and a very hot blonde with a blaze orange tee shirt sitting on the passenger side. The Jeep pulled up along side of us and almost came to a stop. The blonde woman on the passenger side whiped up her tee shirt over her head and I was face to face with the biggest hottest tits on the face of the earth. I'm sure the look on my face was of dumb struck twelve year old geek with an instant chubby. They all started laughing then sped off. The neighbor kid and I just looked at each other, started peddling as fast as we could to try to catch that jeep, but alas, we couldn't peddle fast enough and soon they were gone. I thought about those boobs for the rest of the summer. We looked in vain for the owner of the jeep and the owner of those boobs for months and months but we never did find them.
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