07-09-2009, 12:25 AM
Found a few more good ones, thought I would post them.
Quote:Michael didn't die at his home, he was rushed to the children's ward of the hospital where he then died of too many strokes
Quote: McDonald's has decided to make a burger in memory of Michael Jackson. It will be composed of a 50 year old piece of meat sandwiched between two 12 year old buns.
Quote: Do you know why his casket was closed during the memorial? The coroner couldn't make him look natural enough.
Quote:The reason the Jackson have decided to wait to bury Michael? They want to wait until he turns black again
What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire life, that there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.