07-17-2009, 08:18 AM
Most of mine take place during grade school, because I stopped caring about how people viewed me after that.
1) Told a joke about Monica lewinsky in the middle of my 6th grade class. At a Catholic School.
2) In 7th grade, a teacher was assigning candy types to all of us. One particular boy was assigned "Jolly Rancher Pop," and I excitedly said "I would lick you if that were true!"
3) In 4th grade I got called gay by some deuchebag, so I screamed that "If I'm gay, then you're gay too!" I had no idea that homosexuality existed, and the principal had to explain it to me.
4) Also in 4th grade, I got caught forging my mother's signature that I had forgotten to do my homework.
5) I peed my pants at a 3rd grade communion party because I was having too much fun playing with the slot machine.
1) Told a joke about Monica lewinsky in the middle of my 6th grade class. At a Catholic School.
2) In 7th grade, a teacher was assigning candy types to all of us. One particular boy was assigned "Jolly Rancher Pop," and I excitedly said "I would lick you if that were true!"
3) In 4th grade I got called gay by some deuchebag, so I screamed that "If I'm gay, then you're gay too!" I had no idea that homosexuality existed, and the principal had to explain it to me.
4) Also in 4th grade, I got caught forging my mother's signature that I had forgotten to do my homework.
5) I peed my pants at a 3rd grade communion party because I was having too much fun playing with the slot machine.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.