07-17-2009, 11:00 AM
1. In highschool my church group went over to sing Christmas songs at the pastor's house. We were all sitting around the living room, hymnals in hand, and I was trying super hard to hold in a fart.
At a perfectly quiet moment I lost that battle, and this long, drawn out rumble was heard by everybody. After the laughing and pointing subsided the pastor asked what song we'd like to sing next. My friend, sitting next to me, had been frantically flipping through the hymnal looking for a song. His hand shot into the air, "Make a Joyful Noise to the Lord!"
2. Last summer at work I wasn't feeling well. I happened to stink up a bathroom pretty badly. Shortly afterwards I heard a commotion near the bathroom. A couple of the nurses I work with were gagging and yelling about the smell. They thought it was a patient that was responsible, and although I tried to play it off that it was, I'm sure my red face was a giveaway that it was indeed me.
3. Freshman year of high school. My first ever high school baseball game. I was on first and got the sign to steal second. Halfway to second base I tripped and fell flat on my face. I immediately started to get up, but the second baseman was already standing in front of me, ball in hand. Laughing, he reached down to place the tag. "Uh, I think you're out," was what he managed to say between chuckles.
I'll have to add the other two after I take some time to think of them.
At a perfectly quiet moment I lost that battle, and this long, drawn out rumble was heard by everybody. After the laughing and pointing subsided the pastor asked what song we'd like to sing next. My friend, sitting next to me, had been frantically flipping through the hymnal looking for a song. His hand shot into the air, "Make a Joyful Noise to the Lord!"
2. Last summer at work I wasn't feeling well. I happened to stink up a bathroom pretty badly. Shortly afterwards I heard a commotion near the bathroom. A couple of the nurses I work with were gagging and yelling about the smell. They thought it was a patient that was responsible, and although I tried to play it off that it was, I'm sure my red face was a giveaway that it was indeed me.
3. Freshman year of high school. My first ever high school baseball game. I was on first and got the sign to steal second. Halfway to second base I tripped and fell flat on my face. I immediately started to get up, but the second baseman was already standing in front of me, ball in hand. Laughing, he reached down to place the tag. "Uh, I think you're out," was what he managed to say between chuckles.
I'll have to add the other two after I take some time to think of them.