07-22-2009, 05:02 PM
When I was about 12, I, my middle brother, and two of the neighbor kids, decided it would be a good idea to gather up a bunch of cattail heads and soak them in gasoline, take them out into the woods, light them, and toss them as far as we could. Thank god the fire went out as we whipped them through the air.
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"