07-01-2008, 12:52 PM
So Hotwings goes in for a prostate examination and the Doctor says: "i'm sorry Mr. Wings but i'm afraid you may have cancer of the prostate and may need further examinations...probably daily." Hotwings sorry to hear this states that he'll probably want a second opinion. Hotwings skips to another doctor and assumes the position for the exam, the Doc puts on a glove and winds up for the pitch when suddenly Hotwings screams...
The second Doc asks: "Whats the matter?"
Hotwings: "I just realized you've got a hand on my shoulder....!"
Doc 2: 'Yeah, so..."
Hotwings: "At my first exam Doc 1 had BOTH hands on my shoulders!!!"
The second Doc asks: "Whats the matter?"
Hotwings: "I just realized you've got a hand on my shoulder....!"
Doc 2: 'Yeah, so..."
Hotwings: "At my first exam Doc 1 had BOTH hands on my shoulders!!!"
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"