Friday Top 5: Nerd, redneck, or gay

[Torque]

Redneck: this was tough to weed through pretty much my entire redneck life. 1)I used to go offroading in a roofless jeep driven by completely sloshed people with a 30pack wedged between the front seats, and we'd go up vertical cliffs, down abandoned and caved in mine shafts, across abandoned railroad bridges that were narrower than the jeep's width, run over signs, shoot things, and drag dead porcupines behind us like cans behind a "just-married" limo.

Nerd: I have watched and enjoyed every Harry Potter movie, but I've never read the books.

Gay: I appreciate attractive women from a man's perspective and wish I had a penis when I see them.