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[krystal]

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I don't like going number 2 in my master bathroom because with the new mirrors the contractor installed no matter where I look, i'm looking at myself poo.

I'm not attractive when I poo.

dude there is nothing wrong with that. I went to my mother's boss' place and his wife had the entire mansion walled with mirrors... including the bathroom. well I had an emergency number 2 moment and went in and got ready to do my business then i see myself in front of myself and i look left and right and see myself at different angles, so i figure i could look up to avoid it... nope mirrors up there too.... i was like "what the fuck man this is like someone watching me take a shit, I don't like it, I was able to go and then discovered if i close my eyes it would be a lot easier.

Most annoying awkward feeling in the world.

2 words:

Two-way mirrors.

And for any of you smart asses out there, "two-way" is a hyphenate. Hyphenate is technically one word.