08-21-2009, 07:53 AM
I think it's just best injuries, not necessarily self inflicted...
Age 5 - Twist fractured my elbow while break dancing to Micheal Jackson
Age 3 - 5 stitches when I ran head first into a pickup truck, splitting my head open
Age 14-15 - Made my inner left bicep look like hamburger when i was cloths-lined off a speeding motorcycle by a dog chain, the kind that has open loops that sorta creates barbs.
Age 5 - Twist fractured my elbow while break dancing to Micheal Jackson
Age 3 - 5 stitches when I ran head first into a pickup truck, splitting my head open
Age 14-15 - Made my inner left bicep look like hamburger when i was cloths-lined off a speeding motorcycle by a dog chain, the kind that has open loops that sorta creates barbs.
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