08-21-2009, 08:08 AM
I only have 2 off the top of my head. If I can think of another, I'll add it.
2) Age 14ish: Fell down a set of concrete stairs, landing on my head. Wasn't even concussed.
1) Age 5-6: Inch long thorn + eye socket. I was little and for some reason was carrying a small stick off of whatever tree that is that has those crazy-long (at least an inch long), skinny (think stilleto) thorns. Needless to say I fell. On top of it. It went all the way into the corner of my right eye socket. To this day i don't understand how it missed my eye.
2) Age 14ish: Fell down a set of concrete stairs, landing on my head. Wasn't even concussed.
1) Age 5-6: Inch long thorn + eye socket. I was little and for some reason was carrying a small stick off of whatever tree that is that has those crazy-long (at least an inch long), skinny (think stilleto) thorns. Needless to say I fell. On top of it. It went all the way into the corner of my right eye socket. To this day i don't understand how it missed my eye.
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