08-21-2009, 10:51 AM
Three midgets are walking down the sidewalk and come across the Guiness Book of World Records office. The first little fella says:
"I bet I have the world record smallest hands" and went inside to check it out.
The second little fella says:
"I bet I have the world record smallest feet" and went inside to check it out.
The third little fella says:
"I bet I have the world record smallest dick" and went inside to check it out.
The first little fella came back out and says:
"WOO HOO, world record smallest hands!"
The second little fella came back out and says:
"WOO HOO, world record smallest feet!"
The third little fella came back out and says:
"Who the fuck is Pothole?"
"I bet I have the world record smallest hands" and went inside to check it out.
The second little fella says:
"I bet I have the world record smallest feet" and went inside to check it out.
The third little fella says:
"I bet I have the world record smallest dick" and went inside to check it out.
The first little fella came back out and says:
"WOO HOO, world record smallest hands!"
The second little fella came back out and says:
"WOO HOO, world record smallest feet!"
The third little fella came back out and says:
"Who the fuck is Pothole?"
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"